Words by c.z.robertson

Learn from the mistakes of others

2008-03-24 16:32:39 GMT/BST

If you're going to get involved in a pillow fight, don't do it in a black woollen greatcoat. a) It's black, so all the little white feathers show up, b) it's wool and all the little white feathers stick to it very well, and c) there's a lot of surface area to spend the next few days picking the little white feathers off.